Whats Annoying About Sydney

So UK/Italy are the fashion capitals of the world. Whatever is in style there one winter/summer, is popular in the US the next winter/summer...and Paris Hilton of course acclaims she bridges that gap. Unfortunately, Australia style trickles down off the US...so of course, just as that SUPER ANNOYING fad of super big sunglasses was dying out in the US...it is full blown here in Australia....and of course so are those advert t-shirts like "C0nserve water...drink beer". UGH! Any sunglass stand I see from a distance I think they're selling helmets...but of course, its those Armani and Dior sunglasses that cover 98% of the face.

I want to start a petition where everyone in the US throws in $1.00 to a bank account, and we pay off TMZ and every paparrazo to not cover a single story about Paris Hilton. Hopefully it'll be the same effect as turning on the light with a cockroach, she runs away and you'll never see it again. Don't get me started about her publicly stating she wants kids. TMZ is set for life if that happens. The census says the US is 300 million, but by the # of illegals in my old building in DC alone ...its probably closer to 400 million. So that's $400 million to the paparazzi. They can retire and be done and we can live in peace.

What has Paris even done? All the terrible perfumes and songs came AFTER she was famous. Why is she famous?!! Why are people obsessed? I mean, the 76 different STDs she has is kind of interesting, but again, thats all AFTER she's famous. Jesus, now I am pissed off again. OK, i gotta run. Its the Miss Bondi Beach competition today...get out your big, bug-eyes sunglasses.